so
I notice my spam ads are telling me I can own a home, save half on my car insurance, go back to college, lose a ton of weight, brighten my teeth, grow a monster dick, and date any female I choose at will all by using one ridiculously easy trick that some 18 year old, single, stay-at-home mom discovered……..
I know what your thinking” what are you waiting for?????”
And the answer is I’m waiting for the wizard to come cast that spell on me that will do all that of course
